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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – The End (Episode 101)

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – The End (Episode 101)

IBO BOY COME YORUBA LAND, IBO BOY STAY FOR YORUBA LAND. IBO BOY COMOT FOR YORUBA LAND. “Sammy get injury oh!” Kelvin informed me as we stood in the queue waiting to collect our discharge certificate. “which injury na?” i inquired. “oboy eeeh! Suliet want make him wire her well well and Sammy don tayah,…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 100

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 100

Five days to pass out. I was walking down the road one evening after taking dinner at an “Iya put” canteen close to the church. I saw someone. I saw Juliet with a man. I tot i was dreaming, she was kissing a pot bellied chubby man by the side of a car. I initially…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 99

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 99

I called Bad pekin telling him about Tobi. He told me he knew Tobi, that Tobi graduated from OAU last year, that Tobi was the leader of Eiye in the sch then. He also said Baggas in OAU had been in search of Tobi since he graduated bcos he tormented them big time. I pleaded…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 98

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 98

Next day. What happened the previous night surprised everyone, the policemen refused telling us Angom’s offence. It was when Sammy and Kelvin went to the station in the morning that they were told Angom supplied a poisonous beans. Poisonous beans that haven’t killed anyone yet, but like ten persons were in the hospital bed as…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 97

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 97

“Flow why u dey waka like dis, u break ur leg?” Ilorin asked as i walked into the compound that night. “nothing happen to me ooh, only be say i fall from bike, u don come back from Ilorin?” I said. “i don come back oh, Our LGI say him wan see me, him call…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 96

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 96

so u get mind dey f”uck my sugar mama abi?” Tobi said heading towards me with so much fury. He dragged me and give me a “welldone” punch on my jaw. What followed next was several punches to my stomach. Ireti and Ronke were laughing and making mockery of me in Yoruba language. “look at…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 95

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 95

I tried calling Ireti severally, but her phone was switched off. So i concluded she should be at Blue angels hotel waiting for me. I and Angom got to Blue Angels Hotel rather late. I headed straight to room 17 while Angom continued to room 20. I never knew room 17 would rain trouble and…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 94

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 94

Suliat don give u love p’ortion chop oh, u no go gree na, until e clear comot for ur eyes, na dat time u go gree” i said to Sammy as we were all seated outside(except Ilorin) one afternoon. “ehn leave am for me, i love my babe, na ur concern?” Sammy responded. The kind…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 93

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 93

“yeeeeh!! I don die today oh, who i give belle na” i almost shouted as i drew closer to my window, i saw it as the only escape route. “i say show me the corper room!!” the voice yelled loudly. The loundness of the voice sent shivers down my spine, and i slipped and fell….

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 92

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 92

2 weeks later. “since wey u dey do dis sugar mummy business, how much u don save sef?” i asked Angom as we sat under the mango tree in sch one morning. “oboy since wey i begin serve, i never touch my alawi oh, and u know say dis my beans and honney business dey…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 91

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 91

We went to watch football one Friday evening. On our way back, i was happy Man u won so i told my guys that we should go take a bottle or two on me. A bottle or two that later turned to “three bottles or four”. As i got home, my door was already open,…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 90

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 90

“Flow, why u dey waka like dis na?” Ilorin asked as the walked to where we would get a bike that would take us home. “nothing oh, i just dey happy” i responded. “abi na bcos u wear suit? na ur first day to wear suit abi?” Ilorin said, “u dey mad, no be my…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 89

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 89

It was the day of WAEC mathematics. My day. I was in sch as early as 7am. Mr popoola(sounds like paw paw) our school Mathematic teacher came to meet me at the corpers office where i was seating alone. He told me that all the students had paid for the answers of the Mathematic to…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 88

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 88

One Saturday morning, Juliet was around, she was cooking, she needed more water so i told her i would go fetch water from the well. Not knowing what would befall me. As i walked to the well playing Tupac- “still i rise” from my phone via my earpiece, Ilorin tapped me from behind, i removed…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 87

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 87

“guy i see Ojiga wear one of ur jeans oh, na u give am?” Ilorin asked as we sat in Angom’s room waiting for Angom to finish wrapping the dried Cow s’hit, “no be me give am oh” i yelled. “so na him thief that my trouser wey i dey find since, that guy na…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 86

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 86

We conducted 2nd term Exams for the students, marked and scored them, and they vacated. Kehinde was the highest in physics. Before we vacated, the principal alloted subjects to all teachers(both corpers and full staff) to invigilate in the May/june WAEC that was to commence in few weeks time. We were to invigilate along side…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 85

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 85

guy, Femi say him laptop and him phone wey him dey charge here don disappear oh, and him dey suspect us oh” Ilorin said as i entered the barbing salon. “how e take happen na?” i asked. “dem say na immediately u comot nahim d thing lost oh, and them dey suspect u oh” Ilorin…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 84

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 84

“guy since two days now, we never get light, e b like say our tranformer spoil oh” i said as we were playing table tennis outside one evening, “guy dem say our tranformer blow oh” Angom said. “make we go Osupa barbing salon go charge our phone na” i suggested. Osupa was a short guy…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 83

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 83

“Lord, i ask for forgiveness of my sins, have mercy upon me and draw me closer to you, thank u for my yesterday, thank u for my today. Lord pls let my enermies fall to the ground…………………….. AMEN” I Prayed that morning. That day was a Saturday. I took my bath, put on my red…

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 82

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[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 82

MY SCORE CARD:(when i was in the university) woman: 81/100 Drink: 85/100 weed: 92/100 (when i had spill over in sch)<—– this would be my next story, watch out. woman: 20/100 Drink: 96/100 weed:97/100. (during my service year in Ilesa) woman: 97/100 Drink: 58/100 weed: 60/100 MY S£x TIME-TABLE (during my service year) Monday: Kehinde…

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